what if instead of obsessing over musicians and actors, we stalked scientists and we knew all their names and faces and ran screaming after them in the street begging for an autograph and practiced physics and chemistry hoping to impress our crushes
i totally did that last thing though
it’s a thing that happens
apparently my last girlfriend started liking me back while I was explaining linear algebra to her
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
- Classy women
- Guys being gentlemen
- Cute ass relationships
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
this post is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
whats cooler than being cool?
according to wiki answers, anywhere between 10°C and 13°C is cool, so i guess the answer would be 9°C and lower
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
*smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Silly, but not true. Top secret clearance requires you to stop doing these things, it doesn’t require you to never have done them.