Text 16 Sep 174,499 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

Text 16 Sep 384,073 notes

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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Photo 16 Sep 36,471 notes beatonna:

time for haircut

beatonna:

time for haircut

Photo 16 Sep 28,896 notes tyleroakley:

WE ARE OLD

tyleroakley:

WE ARE OLD

(Source: collegehumor)

Photo 15 Sep 40 notes vaderforprezaz09:

I love captcha comics.

vaderforprezaz09:

I love captcha comics.

Text 15 Sep 14,703 notes

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

Video 15 Sep 86,398 notes

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

mymodernmet:

Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

If someone proposed to me with this, I would be more excited about the spinning than about the ring itself… the guy probably wouldnt get an answer for at least 5 minutes while I just sat there and opened and closed it over and over again

Video 15 Sep 57,027 notes

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

via ohh haha.
Video 14 Sep 162,676 notes

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Video 14 Sep 9,836 notes

lizawithazed:

Cat with a laser pointer taped to its head

humankind has perfected the perpetual motion machine

(Source: Laughing Squid)

Text 14 Sep 296,273 notes

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: bwd)

Photo 14 Sep 216,362 notes

(Source: skyphoi)

via Bright.
Text 14 Sep 91,582 notes sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp)

Video 13 Sep 56,926 notes

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes)

Photo 13 Sep 8,428 notes hbreckel:

In the early days of CGI I wonder if people looked at what they had done and were like “this looks good. This is it.”

hbreckel:

In the early days of CGI I wonder if people looked at what they had done and were like “this looks good. This is it.”

(Source: higgzorz)


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