and this is the perfect example of when you know what the punchline will be from the very beginning and are still absolutely shocked at what you see
The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants
*turns off the light*
my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.
sherulesherlifelikeafineskylark:
Mantra for today- βI revel in my own power. I am magic. I deserve everything I want.β
when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation” and when mitski said “i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation”
when audre lorde said “caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare”
when Jenny Slate tweeted, “As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain&more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love”
my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”








